Happy 2018 everyone! May all our dreams come true this year!
I know you've been dying to know what's going on, how the dating scene is with me, all that good stuff :) Friends have asked what I've been up to lately, so here's all the juicy and some downright boring details.
Where to start?
Should I spill all the dirt and name names? Sure! Let's dive right in and find out, shall we?! feel free to jump in at any time on FB and share your opinion or thoughts. If you want someone's digits, I can probably pass those along as well lol
I'm going to start with cleaning out my phone, and discuss all the guys and dates I've had in 2017, since starting this.-- Oh! Let's not forget the almost dates, the ones I said No Thank you to.
In case you are wondering, I'm saying No to hookups. I'm not looking for Mr Right Now, or my future ex boyfriend. Those can be fun, but it's time to get serious. I'm looking for my last boyfriend that will turn into Mr Right. A while back, my sisters coined a saying just for me, Make Friends, not Make Out. (meaning, look for and work on long term, not just making out cause you have nothing to talk about.) Too much information? probably, but we've all done stupid things while young or dating.
Enough of that, Let's do this!
Alphabetically from my phone, as I delete their numbers and texts
Mr B. with a Segway: Yes, he rides a Segway at work. He does security on one of the properties on the Strip. Does leather work as a hobby, sells things on Ebay and at ren fairs. Come to find out he was also talking to a coworker. she wasn't into him either. (She couldn't get past the Segway) He seems like a nice guy, but boring. We don't really have anything to talk about. It's like pulling teeth. He recently contacted me online again. he updated his pictures, and got rid of the Segway pictures. Maybe he'll have better luck without them? lol. Still no spark
Mr C from Friendly Ford: OooOoh. this was a fun one :) Hot Young. A Cutie pie at the Ford Dealership. Let's just say he was putting the extra "friendly" into their Friendly Ford lol. Lots of "Do you have my card? Here's my business card. Call me anytime. Call me for Any Thing. Anything. wink wink" Yes, I did call him. a bit later, not the next day. I had a legit reason at the time, so no judgment lol. He wanted to take me for a ride on his motorcycle. Nice!! My niece saw his picture and said I'm stupid if I don't go out with him. (she thought he was hot) We talked on the phone a couple times, and texted. He got crazy weird real quick, about a couple things, one being why I wanted a picture. (Duh. So I can show everyone this hottie chasing after me!) I'm like, this is WAY too much drama for a quick make out, and we haven't even made out yet!
Then I realized he has a dirt motorbike, not a real Harley type motorcycle. There's no 2nd seat on a dirt bike. I'd die as soon as he hit the gas, I'd fly right off!. Yeah, I know it was just a ploy to get together. He was basically trying for a hookup. While I highly appreciate the thought, I'm going to have to pass. Thank you. I'm flattered. but Dang it. Doing the Right thing is boring sometimes!! And probably safer. I posted his picture, cause I want to remember what he looks like, and i'm deleting it from my phone.
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| Mr Friendly Ford with Excellent Customer Service |
My new -to me- car wouldn't start, and he was the cute tow truck driver who showed up and drove me and the car to the Ford dealership (needed a battery. the jump started the car, but the transmission froze, wouldn't go into reverse. crazy!)
We were having a wonderful chat during the drive over to the dealership. He was telling me all about coming to America, sharing funny stories about his experiences. calling me habiba, (I think that's what he said?) I looked up afterwards, whatever he said means Beloved or Beautiful. aww, that's cute. We were laughing and having a great time, then all of a sudden, he stopped talking, and started smacking his lips.
Repeatedly. Over and over. and looking at me all weird.
It got uncomfortable Real Quick.
Still Smacking..
I'm over here thinking, is he having a stroke? Torrette's? Does he need medical attention?
I read medical charts all day, looking for the rare and chronic conditions. My first thought is He's having a Seizure! and We're on the Highway going 65 mph!!
Then, Maybe this dude is smacking his lips over and over cause that's his wacko way of saying I'm tasty??? (Eww!! didn't say it was a good thought) So I'm sitting there, captive in the truck, thinking, I'm not even going to acknowledge he's making weird sounds. Too icky! I can't deal with that right now. I'm just trying to get my car to the dealership at the next exit and around the corner.
So I say. "Oh, Here's our exit. The Ford place is right there." All cheerful like, like nothing's weird.
Smack Smack.. tongue going all over the place Smack Smack Smack
Yeah... still awkward.
Finally we get there!! Whew! and he's driving extra slow.
I jump out -to talk to C the Friendly Ford guy... about the car. (this was hours before I got "his card")
When the Tow Truck guy's done unloading my car, he comes over to me, (no longer smacking. back to normal now) and I thank him for his help, and that I enjoyed the conversation -until he went sideways- he gives me a hug, saying "Do You Need Anything Else? Annnnything??? " (all these implied 'Wink Winks'!)
"Ok. Well, you let me know if you need aaaannnnything"
Too bad he went weird. He was cute and nice at the beginning.
Does all that lip smacking border on sexual harassment?? Probably. I did feel extremely uncomfortable. And it was pretty creepy. Was it a cultural thing? who knows. If so, I feel sorry for all the ladies in his home town./country.
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| **Iranian Celebrity** NOT the tow truck guy, but looks a whole like like this** Cute, but Creepy |
That's just 3 guys, and nothing happened. Thankfully!
It's getting late, and I want to post more frequently. To get things out, we'll stop here.
Make it a great day!
Hugs to you all!
C
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